How to coach Special Teams:
Kickoff:
"Stay in your lanes"
"Guys, stay in your lanes!"
"G#$ f*$#@n' d@$#(t you sh!ts for brains, stay in your lanes!"
Punt:
"Remember, we're only out here because the offense can't handle their business."
"You, legs, don't outkick the coverage unless you're dropping it out of bounds at the 2"
"You, gunners, don't run past the guy who's gonna catch the ball. You're running windsprints around the stadium every time you do."
"Don't let anybody get past you."
FG/Extra Point:
"Form-Testudo! ... form testudo! ... form testudo! ... form testudo!"
Punt/Kickoff return:
"Hat on a hat fellas, the kicker should be the only guy running free."
FG/Punt Block:
"BANSAIII"
Successful onside kick:
Failed onside kick: