2025 Badger Football Thread

My weekly enthusiastic and insane thoughts on how we're gonna' shock the world:
  • Grab an extension chord - if you have it, grab a 220 it will make it quicker, plug it into a wall socket, cut off the end, jamb the exposed wires into your chest.
    • If you're lucky and there are Bears fans or non-ICE Agent mask wearing ninnies walking by, jab them first, and get a last jolly.
    • That's about all I got.
  • Serious, Football related:
    • Maybe we should start one of the Freshman QBs.
      • I was thinking that maybe we should start one of the freshman QBs, but our offensive line is so horrendous, why send them like Christians to the non-detroit lions.
        • Later in the year after Oregon, I think we should let the Freshman QBs play regardless.
        • Why not? There are Freshman QBs playing all around the country who are outplaying our guys. Let's see what we got. Maybe just maybe, a semi-decent showing can bring some hope to the program.
    • Fickell will be Bucky's coach in 2026.
      • There are a lot of problems with Bucky Football that he's trying to fix. Some are self imposed, but really, who could get us out of this whole.
      • The grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence.
    • Hopefully, Bucky at least tries.
  • ENJOY THE BAND! They tease you, then there's a short painful introduction, followed by THE BAND, then a boring intermission, followed by THE BAND!!!!!
  • OVER UNDER:
    • Will the game be over before Keg Man can eat 1 brat and absorb 1 beer
It's sad when Bucky has even beaten me down.
 
So is this is OSU busses break down and they miss the game chance to win?

I think it's them OSU's bus breaks down, the tow truck driver runs over 62-70% of them OSU players, and them OSU cheerleaders get lost following the map they got from Kwik Trip.
 
Pribula wouldn't have changed any results. No offensive line no offense. He wouldn't have any of those stats on his ass in Wisconsin

Bucky has to fix the offensive line.
 
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