2025 Badger Football Thread

rpiotr01 said:
That’s a great point, for less than $7m each they can fix this now.

I picked Russ because he believed(s?) that mineral water with bubbles prevents concussions, I figured he’d be the easiest mark.
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Yeah, the bubbles rise and create a cushion around the brain. Pop doesn't work because the sugar or sugar substitute doesn't allow the bubbles to cross the blood-brain barrier.

I thought everyone knew that :)
 
This week's how the hell is going is Bucky going to beat them:

  • Apparently, our desired starting safety, who went down against 'Bama, opening the flood gates to their ultimate flow potential will still not be available. But, his replacement who allowed Md to doctor up all kinds of nifty big pass plays will be there.
    • Ouch. Probably really not much you can do to fix this, but hope the new guy's learned a thing or two.
  • Our offensive line is still not settled. Even with a bye week, Bucky didn't grab 5 guys, say you're doing this, you're going to do it this way, you're going to knock the heads off guys in the wrong jerseys.
    • Ouch.
    • I don't get this. They may all be bad. But for Chryst's sake, grab 4 guys and one guy who can hike the ball, and make them play. Hopefully, grind some cohesion and teamwork into them so they can become a unit, get some pride, become serviceable, and turn this around. I know this is simplistic, BUT it's just football. Whatever our coaches is doing is too complicated and not helping guys who are outmanned. Simplify it - hit that guy.
    • Somehow, they're going to surprise everyone.
I have no idea how it's going to happen, BUT, our Surfer special is finally going to play like Sunshine, and we're going to win. The incoherent heaves that to date have landed in those bastards hands are surprisingly going to plop into super stickem'ed hands of speeding Badgers.

It will happen!

Shocking the World starts at 9am PST on Saturday!
 
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