Badgers men's hockey allows season-high 8 goals, falls to Michigan for 4th straight loss

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Nick Granowicz was timely with all three of his goals for Michigan in an 8-4 victory that pushed the Wolverines farther ahead of last-place UW in the Big Ten standings.

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We're in last place? I guess I was wrong in the preview thread. It couldn't get worse.

I imagine that in a few weeks, all of our high falutin draft picks will be calling their NHL teams to tell them they're ready and requesting a plane ticket.

I imagine the call will go like this:

High Falutin Badgers Draft Pick, "Hey Coach / GM, I'm ready to come up. Can you arrange for my plane ticket?"

Coach / GM, "Sure kid, your 'plane' ticket is at the bus station. You'll report to a Reggie and McGrath."

Caufield's Coach / GM, "Nous ne parlons pas anglais. Qui est-ce?" Or "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
 
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Maybe we should just give our opponents a broom at the start of the series
 
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